A LIST OF ONE

A list of things I have only done once.
  1. 1.
    A woman (She became my wife, and she's real!)
  2. 2.
    Making messy in my pants at work (I thought it was a toot)
  3. 3.
    Beat cancer (Let's hope this stays on the list of one)
  4. 4.
    Karate lessons (Sensei made me cry)
  5. 5.
    Football lessons (Helmets were too tight)
  6. 6.
    Wrestling lessons (Brush burns on the knees shouldn't happen when with another dude)
  7. 7.
    Driving black out (My neighbors still curses those "kids" that ruined her mailbox)
  8. 8.
    Buying a kitty (jk I got a second one, I love kitties!)