Thoughts of a Cabin Counselor in Quarantine

Since last night, I've been showing symptoms of a really bad virus that hit Timber-Lee last summer. Since everyone is paranoid of a Day Z like outbreak (me included), I've been put in 24 hour isolation until this virus decides to get the fuck out. Here's what's been going through my head
  1. "Sure thing, I'll sit in the nurses office for a few hours"
  2. "24 hour quarantine? Oh... well this should be something"
  3. " I get the cabin that hasn't been used all summer? To myself? No please, lead the way"
  4. "30 minutes down, I'm already 1/48th into my time here"
  5. "Good Lord it's cold"
  6. "It's summer, why is it so cold? "
  7. "Hey look, an abandoned suply closet! Adventure"
  8. "*walks in to find maze of spider webs* SYKE you thought "
  9. "I guess I could shower"
  10. " DOOOO YOU HAVE THE TIME, TO LISTEN TO ME WINE "
  11. "Just come out with a new abum already"
  12. "The Strokes released a new music video??? GOTTA WATCH- wait..."
  13. "One hour and a half down, many many more to go"
  14. "I need a nap"
  15. "Oh hey, yeah come in, yeah I'm feeling better"
  16. "LET ME SLEEP"
  17. "Ok no sleep, time for shower 2"
  18. "WHAAAAaaaaAAAT SIIIIIIDE YOU STANDIN ON???"
  19. "If someone is listening to me on the outside I'm screwed"
  20. "Wait, friends! On the outside! No wait come back! Leave your kids! Hang out with meeeeeee"
  21. "What is wrong with me"
  22. "Ok for real, nap time"
  23. "Why does everyone always come in when I'm trying to sleep? "
  24. "Yoooo they brought me Gateraid? Wow that's.... awesome, actualy"
  25. " Sure thing, I'm down for some Uno"
  26. " Draw four what the FU-"
  27. "Only 18 more hours to go...."
  28. "Maybe this isn't so bad. I could be watching over some kids right now"
  29. "*hears children screaming in the distance*"
  30. "... I should get a virus more often"