How to Avoid Calling Your Ex

  1. 1.
    Grab your phone
  2. 2.
    Open a window. (Preferably second story or higher, a window in a moving car will also work)
  3. 3.
    Throw phone out open window
  4. 4.
    Congrats now you can't call your ex. Celebrate with a bottle of champagnešŸ¾