How to Not Be Bitter After a Major Breakup

  1. Hide all the knives.
  2. Cry until you pass out.
  3. Meditate
  4. Do yoga
  5. Maintain a sense of humor
  6. Forgive his ass-for yourself not for him
  7. Laugh every day
  8. Love yourself more
  9. Move On
  10. Dance to your own song.