Things Probably Under My Couch Cushions

I usually try to avoid lifting up my couch cushions but sometimes I lose something and I have to check.
  1. Coins
  2. Popcorn
  3. A TV remote
  4. A sock
  5. A scrap piece of paper with a WiFi password on it
  6. Earbuds from an iPhone 4S
  7. Crumbs
    Mostly from chips
  8. Really long hair
  9. A mix of buttons
  10. Lint
  11. Miscellaneous beer bottle caps
  12. A balled up tissue
  13. Cheerios
  14. A key I'm not sure where it goes to
  15. An elastic band