THINGS THAT INDIVIDUALLY MAKE YOU A DOUCHE BUT COLLECTIVELY MAKE YOU GUY FIERI

  1. Goatee
  2. Spikey bleach blonde hair
  3. Thick chain
  4. Bowling shirt with flames along the bottom
  5. Celebration of gluttony
  6. Yellow framed wrap around Oakleys
  7. Making the "rock on" hand sign in pictures
  8. Saying things like "welcome to flavor town" and "shut the front door!"