THE REVISED WHITE GIRL

  1. Dance like everyone is watching. Dance like you're in FAME and auditioning for Juilliard.
  2. If you can't handle me at my worst, I shouldn't be paying you to be my therapist.
  3. I'm not like other girls. I post openly about my internalized misogyny.
  4. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it's over and you never have to do that shit again.
  5. A woman should be two things: classy and well, actually a woman can be any number of things she wants.
  6. If it's not okay it could very well be the end.