1. "Buff Hitler Gets White Socks for Christmas," by Hastings Cavendish
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    You'd think somebody who knows if you've been bad or good would know enough to skip this guy.
  2. "All I Want For Christmas: Beets," by Charles Eugene Anderson
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    Clearly, the key to happiness during the holidays is low expectations.
  3. "Snowman With Benefits," by Marshall Thornton
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    Frigid? Not a problem. (The carrot nose, though, is oddly disturbing.)
  4. "The Last Christmas of Mrs. Claus," by Alex Wilson
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    It's beginning to look a lot like . . . Sarah Palin.
  5. "The Christmas Booger," by Kristi Calderone
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    Yes, I picked it just for you.
  6. "Blame It on the Fruitcake," by Pat Henshaw
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    It's not a choice.
  7. "My Favorite Christmas," by David Farland
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    My favorite Christmas was the time I shot that older man in the face....
  8. "Sketchy Santas," by Will Zweigart
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    I think Awkward Family Photos from the North Pole.
  9. "Never Buy Your Child a Noisy Toy: A Christmas Tale of Terror," by Edwin Shipley
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    A story that takes "Silence Night" very seriously.
  10. "Jingle Bell Growl: A Billionaire BBW Grizzly Bear Shifter Christmas Romance," by Misha Carver
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    The magic of Christmas takes a furry turn.
  11. "Outlaw Pizza: A Christmas Tale," by Steve Bartholomew
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    Love the premise: “What would happen if gift-giving and Christmas were outlawed? For a couple of young desperadoes looking to make reputations, laws were meant to be broken . . . especially when they’re hungry for pizza.” Especially!
  12. "I'm Dreaming of an Undead Christmas," by Molly Harper
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    Dream big, Molly.