12 Christmas Books That Will Curdle Your Eggnog

  1. "Buff Hitler Gets White Socks for Christmas," by Hastings Cavendish
    You'd think somebody who knows if you've been bad or good would know enough to skip this guy.
  2. "All I Want For Christmas: Beets," by Charles Eugene Anderson
    Clearly, the key to happiness during the holidays is low expectations.
  3. "Snowman With Benefits," by Marshall Thornton
    Frigid? Not a problem. (The carrot nose, though, is oddly disturbing.)
  4. "The Last Christmas of Mrs. Claus," by Alex Wilson
    It's beginning to look a lot like . . . Sarah Palin.
  5. "The Christmas Booger," by Kristi Calderone
    Yes, I picked it just for you.
  6. "Blame It on the Fruitcake," by Pat Henshaw
    It's not a choice.
  7. "My Favorite Christmas," by David Farland
    My favorite Christmas was the time I shot that older man in the face....
  8. "Sketchy Santas," by Will Zweigart
    I think Awkward Family Photos from the North Pole.
  9. "Never Buy Your Child a Noisy Toy: A Christmas Tale of Terror," by Edwin Shipley
    A story that takes "Silence Night" very seriously.
  10. "Jingle Bell Growl: A Billionaire BBW Grizzly Bear Shifter Christmas Romance," by Misha Carver
    The magic of Christmas takes a furry turn.
  11. "Outlaw Pizza: A Christmas Tale," by Steve Bartholomew
    Love the premise: “What would happen if gift-giving and Christmas were outlawed? For a couple of young desperadoes looking to make reputations, laws were meant to be broken . . . especially when they’re hungry for pizza.” Especially!
  12. "I'm Dreaming of an Undead Christmas," by Molly Harper
    Dream big, Molly.