Carpet Colors We Didn't Choose at Home Depot

During three hours yesterday at Home Depot, my wife and I looked at approximately 28,000 almost identical carpet samples for our recently flooded basement. By the end of that ordeal, we were devising our own color names.
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    Divorced Dad's Despair
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    Split Vacuum Cleaner Bag
  3. 3.
    Vomit, Jan. 2
  4. 4.
    Rental Apartment After Losing Job
  5. 5.
    Rental Apartment After Losing Hope
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    Oatmeal Left in Car Over Holiday Weekend
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    Questionable Mole
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    Elderly Bichon Frise
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    Grandpa's Bellybutton Lint