During three hours yesterday at Home Depot, my wife and I looked at approximately 28,000 almost identical carpet samples for our recently flooded basement. By the end of that ordeal, we were devising our own color names.
  1. Divorced Dad's Despair
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  2. Split Vacuum Cleaner Bag
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  3. Vomit, Jan. 2
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  4. Rental Apartment After Losing Job
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  5. Rental Apartment After Losing Hope
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  6. Oatmeal Left in Car Over Holiday Weekend
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  7. Questionable Mole
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  8. Elderly Bichon Frise
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  9. Grandpa's Bellybutton Lint
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