1. "With all this food, I decided we didn't need pie."
  2. "No, it's fine -- it's just that the other dress makes you look so much thinner."
  3. "I think some of Donald Trump's ideas are worth considering."
  4. "So, are you dating anyone?"
  5. "Since this is probably our last Thanksgiving together, I'm using the good china."
  6. "Just calm down."
  7. "That's not a new spice. We slow-cooked the turkey at 135°."
  8. "How's the job search going?"
  9. "You may want to get an Epipen."
  10. "But why can't they just be grateful for all the opportunities this country gives them?"