Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

It was my birthday week...
  1. The Aftermath
    Fell asleep perfectly balancing my bagel bites.
  2. Bruising
    Should probably start wearing shinguards at soccer
  3. Happiness
    That picture that is your favorite, but can't post because your friend is too messed up to take a picture.
  4. Snapchat
    You tell me.