4:45AM: TOO TIRED TO GET UP, TOO ANXIOUS TO SLEEP

  1. Try to go back to sleep
  2. Instead, think about the Segway tour @dana's family invited me to today
  3. Try to go back to sleep
  4. Instead, get anxious about Segway tour
  5. Try to go back to sleep
  6. Instead realize the only person i've ever heard of falling off a Segway is George W. Bush
    Immediately google image search that shit
  7. Feel a little relieved
  8. Try to go back to sleep
  9. Instead, watch and respond to all snapchat and social media posts I missed from the previous day
  10. Try to go back to sleep
  11. Instead, think about all the potential outfits I can wear to my new internship
    New internship does not start until June 1st
  12. Try to go back to sleep
  13. Instead, instead get anxious about my new internship
    Again, it doesn't even start for another week
  14. Try to go back to sleep
  15. Instead, write a list
    Instead has lost all meaning but list writing is cathartic
  16. Watch this.
  17. Give up on trying to fall back asleep