I AM MILLENNIAL HEAR ME ROAR

Or reasons I am not an adult yet
  1. I just ate a bag of sour strips 2 hrs after getting my first cavity filled
  2. My parents pay for all my housing and most of my food
  3. I'm still a teen!!
    For a whole twoish months more and don't you forget it!
  4. I can't spell w/o autocorrect
    Had to google how to spell millennial correctly
  5. I have to say the whole alphabet to know what letter comes next
  6. I don't know how to do my taxes properly
    Idk how you owe the state of California $196 when you make less than $6000 this year... My mom took them to H&R Block
  7. My debit card got declined at Sephora