THINGS I SAID WHILE WATCHING MY NEIGHBORS PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO FOR THE FIRST TIME
I am apparently "no fun"
- •"Do you get to pick your person's outfit and stuff?"My motivation for doing just about everything
- •"Why did you just kill that person? They weren't doing anything wrong."Apparently this is the point of the game
- •"Do the policemen exhibit any racial biases?"Topical, but not appreciated.
- •"Could you please stop making him jump off buildings the thud sound is a little too lifelike"*shudders*
- •"So now that you're giving that person a ride are you gonna chop them up into little pieces and scatter them around L.A."Apparently THIS suggestion a la Criminal Minds was crossing the line
- •"Why would you want to do that, they're just trying to work to survive"In response to Jordan saying you can beat up strippers
- •"Can you have him buy an art studio and have him build sculptures?"*i did not actually say this, but I thought it the entire time