THINGS MY DAD HAS DONE IN THE NAME OF "HEALTH"
Or Health fads attempted by Paul
- •Juice CleanseHe was craaaaaaanky
- •Chinese Herbal CleanseThis one resulted in my stepmom pooping her pants on the way to the gym. Lol.
- •CrossFit"Do you wanna know what our workout was today, Rose?" "No, not really" "Ok well let me tell you!..."
- •The blood type dietI was 8 and I was pissed. I love nightshades.
- •VeganismAfter seeing Food Inc.
- •VegetarianismBeing vegan was too hard.
- •The Paleo DietBeing Vegetarian not good for him. We currently have [when pieced together would become] a whole goat in our freezer. It's grass fed and it's name is Colin.
- •Take papaya enzymesI like this one. They're chewable and taste like Flintstone vitamins.
- •Cut out all sugarNot sustainable to say the least.
- •Drink wine"For your health"