THINGS THAT STRESS ME OUT

That I (probably) can and cannot control
  1. Mercury
    Both kinds. "How much is actually in my tuna?? How much is too much??" And "When is it in retrograde?? And what does that mean??" *Thank you @sophia for preparing me for one of these stressors.
  2. Airplane toilets
    Is it gonna suck me in too??
  3. Drinking out of frozen disposable water bottles
    Am I ingesting toxic plastic??
  4. Microwaving plastic
    See above
  5. Being called on in my pre 19th Century Spanish Lit Seminar
    No sé??
  6. Hearing my roommate turn the key to the front door
    Am I gonna have to put on headphones to watch Netflix?? Where are my headphones?? Am I going to have to act normal now??