9 Amazon Products that make me ask,"Why?"(and one little reward)

There is just some stuff that has me wondering why and for what purpose do they exist for.
  1. 1.
    Liquid Ass
    Horrible picture quality for a must definitely disgusting product.
  2. 2.
    HelloFlo Period Starter Kit
    Comes with chewy fruities, an introduction to the period for both girl and parent, and other things that are either wtf or confusing.
  3. 3.
    The Gift of Nothing
    For that one person. You now who you are.
  4. 4.
    Beistle; the 5ft. 6in. Jointed Zombie Clown
    Your nightmares come at the cost of $28.34 and your soul.
  5. 5.
    Accoutrements Emergency Underpants
    For afterwards...
  6. 6.
    Mute Button Pacifer
    For when mommy and daddy need some quiet time and the baby needs to shut up.
  7. 7.
    Scat Cat Yards Signs
    Not shown; $8.94 price tag for something that might offend someone. If that someone was a cat.
  8. 8.
    Spider Toilet Topper
    Exactly what someone wants to see when they have to go.
  9. 9.
    Flingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey
    Just imagine that cute monkey screaming as it sailed straight towards your face.
  10. 10.
    And now something to make up for your new found trauma and confusion; A Pusheen Plush eating a cookie.
    You're welcome