Inspired by list suggestions
  1. Sad because I can't draft anymore
    I have a very busy life, a wife two kids and an important job. I take the metro to go to work like billions of people so if I can't list during my commute aka "free time" I can't list
  2. Also I'm sad because everyone is hating on me here
  3. I mean, hate on the writers who created the fictional character that I am, dammit !
  4. Yes I'm talking about being fictional ...
  5. Trump is president,
  6. List changed,
  7. Everyone is leaving,
  8. Nothing matters anymore
  9. Fuck it
  10. Can't a parody account of a fictional character have a meltdown??!