Possible reasons Phoebe is mad at me, ranked by likelihood

  1. 6.
    Actual thing I said or did
  2. 5.
    Dreamed of me insulting her
  3. 4.
    Didn't clear my aura well enough
  4. 3.
    Didn't ask her husband Mike if he wanted to have pizza and beers in 10 years
  5. 2.
    Told her about evolution
  6. 1.
    Told her about gravity
    And now that I've seen Simone Biles I'm not so sure about it too be honest