Sandwich policies at work

  1. You can obviously bring food at work
  2. Indeed, most people don't have a canteen at their office
  3. But you have a common kitchen usually, with at least a fridge and a microwave
  4. So here you are, bringing your lunch
  5. Let's say it's a Turkey sandwich
  6. Made out of Thanksgiving leftover by your lovely sister
  7. And you leave said sandwich in this common room fridge
  8. With a note ! Think of leaving a note!
  9. Example of note: "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Ross Geller's lunch." "'Ross Geller's lunch' who?" "Ross Geller's lunch; please don't take me, ok?"
  10. Then..
  11. You made your point PRETTY CLEARLY
  12. PEOPLE MUST NOT EAT THAT SANDWICH
  13. YOUR SANDWICH !!!
  14. YOUR SANDWICH
  15. CAUSE SOMETIMES THAT SANDWICH IS THE ONLY GOOD THING GOIN ON IN YOUR LIFE !!
  16. SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE !!
  17. DID THEY MISS THE NOTE ??!! OF COURSE NOT
  18. AND THE ULTIMATE RULE
  19. IF YOU STEAL SOMEONE SANDWICH YOU FREAKING FINISH IT !!!
  20. IF THEY DIDN'T YOU CAN PHYSICALLY AGRESS THAT PERSON
  21. CAUSE IT WAS MY SANDWICH
  22. MY SANDWIIIIIIIIICH