Top shortiest shorts in the NBA

Get ready for some pasty white thigh meat.
  1. Is that a tan line?
  2. Daddy long legs.
  3. Probably celebrating the new transgender restroom rights.
  4. Their moms probably bought those.
  5. Hey Pat that's how my sister stands.
  6. How is there not junk hanging out?
  7. Hey, how'd that get in there? It's not mine!!!
  8. No list would be complete without the master.