Groceries I forgot because I went to Target and was sidetracked in every aisle I went down.
- •The coffee creamer! But I remembered coffee filters?! How in the hell...?
- •The bread! THE FUCKING BREAD! Jesus, who am I? My Dad?
- •Trash bags.
- •Toilet paper. Ah! But I have those coffee filters!
- •Dog food. That was literally the only reason I went to Target.
- •Deodorant. But I got these great pants. 29 bucks!
- •Anything to make lunches with all week. I was going to save money by doing that. Why did I just get a PS4? I don't have any time for this. What am I doing?
- •A birthday card for my niece.
- •Orange Juice. But I got a candle that smells like oranges. Their candle selection is pretty impressive actually. I see you, Target.