1. "Welcome to earth"
    -GI Joe
  2. "He just..............
  3. Did."
    -Girl #4
  4. "I'm fly! I'm pilot!"
    -RV Joe
  5. "I've seen these things in the field, I'm familiar with their maneuvering capabilities... So I can fly it. Because I'm Will Smith."
    -The French Prince
  6. "I-I-I-I-I... Ummm, I..."
    -Jeff Goldblum
  7. "Let's nuke it!"
    -Captain General John Army
  8. "Shit, those nukes didn't work. Don't worry, it was just Dallas."
    -Idiot military guy #12
  9. "Hello boys! I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!"
    -Sexy Joe
  10. "Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady. Drive us out of here."
    -Captain America
  11. "Happy Fourth of July daddy!"
    -Chris Pratt