LIES I'VE TOLD MY BOYFRIENDS

  1. I've never done that with anyone before.
  2. It's better with you because we love each other.
  3. I don't know. Would fifty bother you? It's not more than fifty.
  4. It's not even fifty.
  5. I love your friends.
  6. I love your friends, but I'm going to sit tonight out because I want you to have a life apart from me.
  7. Him? He's just a friend. You have nothing to worry about.
  8. We were just flirting.
  9. Staying in tonight is fine.
  10. I want you to pick the movie.
  11. That was a great movie.
  12. It happens to everyone.
  13. I don't know; I've never thought about a threeway before.
  14. I read 100 Years of Solitude too!
  15. It's not you; it's me.
  16. Your group was funnier than the house team.