THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE WATCHING VANDERPUMP RULES

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  1. Thank baby Jesus they are getting new uniforms at SUR. Those dresses they currently wear are hideous and trashy
  2. Ooooh Pump vs SUR showdown! Clearly manufactured drama, but I love it
  3. Who is that hottie next to Jax?
  4. J Law's fave drink? Sign me up for a Pumptini please!
  5. Oh poor Lala needed her mama because she got slut shamed so she couldn't go to Venice to be arm-candy!
  6. Lol this movie promo with Seth Rogan is hilarious. Must set DVR for that!
  7. Lisa is seriously carrying a swan into a dining establishment? Mmm ok.
  8. Schwartz is cute, but that baby whisper voice has got to go.
  9. James is the worst! You don't regret cheating on your girlfriend??
  10. I love Scheana's rationalization that because her marriage is falling apart, it's ok to be a bully.
  11. Ew so Tom is keeping the Jax/Kristin couch?
  12. Maybe Shay left because he doesn't want to sleep in the bedroom of a teenage girl?
  13. I Iove how everyone laughed when Schwartz said 4-5k for a ring! Poor Schwartz 😟
  14. Clearly all Scheana cared about was the ring and the wedding and didn't notice anything else going on.
  15. James is such a smarmy fuck!