HALLOWEEN COSTUME OPTIONS FOR BRIAN PERRAULT AND ME

  1. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
    This is post-divorce TomKat, but they already RSVPed yes to this shindig.
  2. Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise
    In the shared custody arrangement, Tom gets Suri on Halloween. Suri will be going as Siri.
  3. Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana
    You get the best of both worlds
  4. Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus
    This is twerking Miley and mullet Billy. Again, the best of both worlds.
  5. Mr. and Mrs. Box
    Man in a box went so well for Brian last year...said no one ever.
  6. XOXO Gossip Girl
    But which one of us is gossip girl? That's one secret I'll never tell
  7. Colin Jost and Samantha Dockser
    The hottest couple at UM from 11:15-11:46pm on Thursday Oct 22.
  8. We both just show up in semi formal outfits
    Party goers can all just come up with their own idea of which white, brunette Hollywood couple we are.
  9. Anne Hathaway in Devil Wears Prada and Michael Scott after he's seen half of Devil Wears Prada
    Get me Armani. On the phone. You're not going to Paris.