IT'S 2:23PM ON HALLOWEEN, AND I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME. IDEAS WELCOME!

Please keep suggestions to things found around the household.
  1. A cat lady
  2. A girl who wears a football jersey to bars to impress the fellas
  3. A poor man's Jessica Chastain
  4. Master Sommelier
  5. A feminist
  6. Glue socks to you... You're static cling.
    Suggested by   @olive
  7. A person you can count on (just tape colorful numbers all over yourself) <— what I'm doing this year.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  8. Also love @washingtonpost idea:
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  9. Wear a blue and white striped shirt, be the list app
    Suggested by   @jz
  10. Cat Stevens! Carry a ukulele, dawn on cat ears and whiskers, and have a name tag that says your name is Stevens.
    Suggested by   @trailingpapers
  11. Callie Briggs from SWAT Kats
    A literal cat lady.
    Suggested by   @Squirrelguy