SECRET CAREER ASPIRATIONS

  1. NFL Scout
    It's Combine week and I'm giddy as can be.
  2. Civil War historian
    Can anyone not named Ken Burns get paid for this?
  3. Master Sommelier
    So far I can tell a white from a....non-white. It's going well.
  4. New York City Vigilante
    I can't really discuss this one...yet.