FALL THINGS I DON'T ENJOY

That normal people do.
  1. Candy corn
    Vomit
  2. Pumpkin spice latte's
    No
  3. Apple cider
    It reminds me of warm pee.
  4. Pumpkin pie
    I try to like it. Every year. It's just never going to happen.
  5. Pumpkin spice m&ms
    STOP making everything taste like pumpkins!
  6. Haunted houses
    I don't want to pay someone money to make me feel frightened and anxious. I'm good. Thanks.