THINGS I AM CONFUSED ABOUT IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

  1. This app
  2. My life
  3. How the subway can be delayed because of "train traffic ahead of us" when you waited 9 minutes for that train so you know there's absolutely no train traffic ahead of us
  4. Pants
  5. Chocolate pudding that doesn't need to be refrigerated
  6. Pluto's planet status
  7. People who choose vanilla ice cream over any other available ice cream flavor
  8. Justin Bieber