ADNAN SYED'S REVIEW OF SERIAL SEASON 2

  1. Oh man, Sarah's back! Gosh, it feels like it's been forever since we talked. She's probably been super busy looking into the Nisha call and cell phone records and all that stuff to get me out of here. Can't wait to hear what new evidence she-
  2. WHO THE FUCK IS BOWE BERGDAHL???
  3. WTF? Afghanistan? Documentarian? Military tribunal? What the hell is this?
  4. This better have something to do with Don's "alibi."
  5. Jesus Christ. Enough about this Bowe asshole.
  6. Unless he knows something about Jay, but right now that doesn't sound likely.
  7. What the fuck is Haqqani? Is that the dude who worked at Best Buy?
  8. GODDAMN IT, ENOUGH ABOUT AFGHANISTAN!
  9. What the hell, Sarah?
  10. Does Mailchimp know about this? Seriously, get them on the phone.
  11. Oh, for Christ's sake.
  12. ...sigh...
  13. Guess I'll check out this Netflix show about a wrongful conviction. That's gotta be about me, right?