1. His birth name was Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo
  2. He is the first person ever to win Emmys for acting, writing, and directing.
  3. His home address is 853 Cherrywood Lane, Los Angeles, CA
  4. Alan loves cats. He owns 3!
  5. His gate code is 714*
  6. He earned a Bachelor of Science degree from Fordham University (New York City, USA) in 1956.
  7. He doesn't have a security guard OR an alarm system.
  8. Alda has appeared on the front cover of TV Guide 11 times.
  9. He is married to photographer Arlene Alda.
  10. They go to bed at approximately 10:52 pm, often forgetting to lock the sliding door in the back of the house.
  11. Alan loves to play pranks. He was infamous for pranking his co-stars on M*A*S*H*
  12. His bedroom is the third door on the left at the top of the stairs.
  13. He's won 6 Golden Globe Awards. 6!
  14. Alan is a very sound sleeper. In fact, you can hover your face inches above his and he won't wake up!
  15. Alan's skin is very soft and tastes like Shea Butter.
  16. If you wear one of his wife's nightgowns and a wig, he'll let you cuddle up next to him without even opening his eyes.
  17. His lips are majestic to kiss - as soft and sweet as love itself.
  18. His favorite fruit is raisins.