LISTS I'VE CONSIDERED MAKING BUT HAVEN'T YET AND PROBABLY WON'T
Let me know if any of these have legs.
- •MOST DELICIOUS LOOKING THINGS JANEANE GAROFALO HAS EATEN ONSCREENTough battle for #3 between the bowl of cereal from The Truth About Cats and Dogs and Reality Bites's hot soup.
- •LISTS ANNE FRANK TOTALLY WOULD HAVE MADE IF LIST APP HAD EXISTED BACK THENBest nooks in the attic; Fun things to do very quietly; etc.
- •BEST ROBIN YOUNTS IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HISTORYSelf explanatory
- •HERE ARE INDIVIDUAL PHOTOS OF ALL OF MY SOCKSDress AND white
- •SPIN DOCTORS LYRICS THAT IN NO WAY SUMMARIZE MY OPINIONS ABOUT THE CONFLICT IN SYRIA"If you want to buy me flowers, just go ahead now" completely fails to encapsulate the sadness I feel toward the ongoing plight of the refugees.
- •SOME SHINY STUFF I JUST SAWIt's really shiny!
- •IF EACH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WAS A CARTOON DINOSAUR DRAWN BY A FAMOUS CHEF, WHAT BOB SEGER TRACK WOULD THAT CHEF PLAY TO INSPIRE HIS DRAWING?For instance, Emril would totally rock 'Night Moves' while scribbling Trump as a playful plesiosaur.
- •7 OF THE 9 STEPS TO MAKING A PERFECT POT-AU-FEUYou'll never know what to do between reducing the heat to a simmer and straining the broth!
- •CONSONANTS THAT ARE PROBABLY RACISTI'm looking at you, V
- •90S SHOWS I MISTAKENLY WATCHED ON A CURSED TELEVISION AND NOW HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THEIR PLOTS IN REAL LIFE FOR ALL ETERNITYBeing a sassy ex-cosmetics saleswoman forced to look after a trio of high society children never felt so purgatorial.
- •HOOPSPretty much just a whole bunch of hoops.