POPE JOKES

In honor of his holiness
  1. What is the Pope's favorite frozen treat?
    Popesicles!
  2. Which is the Pope's favorite Smurf?
    Pope-a Smurf!
  3. What is the Pope's favorite arts & crafts project?
    Poper Mâché!
  4. Who is the Pope's favorite violently repressive Hatian dictator?
    Pope-a Doc Duvalier!
  5. What is the Pope's capital of Denmark?
    Popenhagen!
  6. Who is the Pope's favorite character on Scandel?
    Popelivia Pope!
  7. What is the Pope's favorite sandwich?
    Pope-corned beef rueben