It's got to be one of these, right?
  1. Staff of Chief
  2. The Executive Branch
    Has the added bonus of sexual innuendo, "the Executive Branch is convening in the Oval Office."
  3. John Boner
  4. The 28th Ammendmet
  5. President Erect
  6. In Pluribus Unum
    (Into many, one) - Michelle probably wouldn't like, so maybe not.
  7. Presidential Approval Pole
  8. Air-force 8 1/2
  9. 1600 Penis-ylvania Avenue
  10. White-House-dot-love
  11. The fill and bust her
  12. Bibi