SMELLS OF THIS BOLT BUS
LA to Vegas. 940 AM departure
- •Potent mustard
- •Like someone ate a bunch of rubber bands and then farted.
- •Sand, but really smelly sand
- •If Calvin Klein made a cologne called "Carnie"
- •The olfactory equivalent of a Fugs album
- •The laundry room at a NASCAR-themed whorehouse
- •Samuel Alito's breath after Taco Tuesday at the Supreme Court dining hall
- •Muenster cheese toothpaste
- •What I imagine to be Steve Bannon's natural musk.