SMELLS OF THIS BOLT BUS

LA to Vegas. 940 AM departure
  1. Potent mustard
  2. Like someone ate a bunch of rubber bands and then farted.
  3. Sand, but really smelly sand
  4. If Calvin Klein made a cologne called "Carnie"
  5. The olfactory equivalent of a Fugs album
  6. The laundry room at a NASCAR-themed whorehouse
  7. Samuel Alito's breath after Taco Tuesday at the Supreme Court dining hall
  8. Muenster cheese toothpaste
  9. Sadness
  10. What I imagine to be Steve Bannon's natural musk.