THE FIRST EVER LIST APP PROMPOSAL

Wanted to jump on this now before all the kids are doin' it.
  1. Jenny...
  2. I know it's only October...
  3. and you're, like, the coolest girl in school...
  4. and I'm 28...
  5. and have a long-term girlfriend...
  6. and live all the way out in Los Angeles...
  7. while you're still back in Flintsburg, Ohio...
  8. and we've never met...
  9. because I made you up...
  10. and, let's face it, there's no way Principal Sanderson would even let me into prom in the first place...
  11. because I just made him up too...
  12. (also I made up Flintsburg, Ohio)
  13. Anyways...
  14. Despite all we have going against us...
  15. I'm asking:
  16. Jenny...
  17. WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?
  18. (star for yes, re-list for no)