THE GREATEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT MESSAGE CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD

On April 9, 2015, I received perhaps the greatest opening text from a wrong number that I have ever seen. Intrigued, I opted to keep the conversation going and see where its adventure took me. the next 2 hours produced the following exchange, presented without commentary for your enjoyment.
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  12. His video to me (sound required): https://youtu.be/Dor4XN5bkzQ
  13. My video response to him (sound required): https://youtu.be/OQCAJXlivvc
  14. The End
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