THE (SECOND) GREATEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT MESSAGE CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD

I recently received a phenomenal contextless text message from an unknown number. Being my snarky self, I decided to engage. Here is the ensuing conversation, presented without comment, for your enjoyment.
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  25. The end.