1. Ok, Sort of squinch your left eye until things get a little blurry then focus just to the left of the phone and a little bit past it. There you go. Them some titties.
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  2. Alright, now try to cross your eyes while keeping the phone an arm's length away and try to imagine the headlights as nipples maybe. Any luck?
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  3. Just squint til your vision's almost completely obscured. Hey, did u know the 1998 Sentra had a highway fuel economy of 35 MPG? Don't know if that helps with the boob envisioning, but not bad for a subcompact in its class, right?
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  4. Ok, this one's practically right there for you. Just look at it really quickly and you'll totally feel like you just snatched a glimpse at some top-notch melons - melons with an IIHS safety rating of "Acceptable." Oh yeah.
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  5. This one's a little bit tricky. You have to kind of look beyond the car in the picture while quivering your eye. Sort of makes you feel like you're motor-boating some D-cups, right? Well, guess what - those D-cups have a forward drivetrain and 4-cylinder engine. Broom broom.
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  6. I think you're getting the hang of this. Crazy how just the right amount of squinting can turn a vehicle that JD Power & Associates ranked in the top ten for Initial Quality into some stellar bazongas.
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  7. Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
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