W/ PLAYBOY GOING NON-NUDE, HERES 7 PICS OF '98 NISSAN SENTRAS THAT MAYBE LOOK LIKE BOOBS IF U SQUINT

  1. Ok, Sort of squinch your left eye until things get a little blurry then focus just to the left of the phone and a little bit past it. There you go. Them some titties.
  2. Alright, now try to cross your eyes while keeping the phone an arm's length away and try to imagine the headlights as nipples maybe. Any luck?
  3. Just squint til your vision's almost completely obscured. Hey, did u know the 1998 Sentra had a highway fuel economy of 35 MPG? Don't know if that helps with the boob envisioning, but not bad for a subcompact in its class, right?
  4. Ok, this one's practically right there for you. Just look at it really quickly and you'll totally feel like you just snatched a glimpse at some top-notch melons - melons with an IIHS safety rating of "Acceptable." Oh yeah.
  5. This one's a little bit tricky. You have to kind of look beyond the car in the picture while quivering your eye. Sort of makes you feel like you're motor-boating some D-cups, right? Well, guess what - those D-cups have a forward drivetrain and 4-cylinder engine. Broom broom.
  6. I think you're getting the hang of this. Crazy how just the right amount of squinting can turn a vehicle that JD Power & Associates ranked in the top ten for Initial Quality into some stellar bazongas.
  7. Oh yeah. That's the stuff.