WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN LOS ANGELES

A comprehensive synopsis from a local
  1. The weather is 💯!
  2. The traffic is just as bad as you've heard.
  3. So many doves everywhere.
  4. You don't see as many celebrities as you'd think.
  5. Constantly worrying about getting attacked by all the doves.
  6. Amazing food scene - especially Mexican, Korean and Japanese cuisine.
  7. Every conversation starts with "we've got to get away from these doves."
  8. Everybody is super good looking.
  9. ...except for the ones who got their eyes pecked out by doves.
  10. Always gotta watch out for pools of dove droppings on the ground.
  11. It seems like everyone works in the entertainment or fashion industry.
  12. Constantly being asked to partake in a community dove hunt.
  13. Nobody walks anywhere!
  14. Everyone has a good 'fleeing the doves' story.
  15. Sometimes you think you've gotten away from the doves, but they're always there. Always.
  16. Cool beaches!