THOUGHTS ON A GREYHOUND BUS

  1. Why am I on here?
  2. Is there a better way to travel?
  3. How can we make air travel cheaper?
  4. Why do I always end up next to the man who's 6-foot-plus with sharp elbows?
  5. Did he see my type that?
  6. Can I move my right leg six inches without bothering him?
  7. Why can't I feel my right leg?
  8. How much longer?
    And the answer is always longer than I hope.