THOUGHTS ON A GREYHOUND BUS
- •Why am I on here?
- •Is there a better way to travel?
- •How can we make air travel cheaper?
- •Why do I always end up next to the man who's 6-foot-plus with sharp elbows?
- •Did he see my type that?
- •Can I move my right leg six inches without bothering him?
- •Why can't I feel my right leg?
- •How much longer?And the answer is always longer than I hope.