ACTIVITIES THAT ARE INELIGIBLE FOR A PARK PERMIT IN EUGENE, OR

As specified by the the Parks & Rec insurance provider
  1. Pumpkin Chuckin
    Spelled like that, on the document
  2. Historical Battle Reenactments
  3. In or On Water Activities
    clever wording here to catch the potential slip-n-slide loophole
  4. Animal Obedience Training
  5. Foam Parties
  6. Events Involving Rap, Hip Hop, Alternative, or Techno/DJ
    Jimmy Buffet preferred.
  7. Seances