1. "You did your best, you give your heart and soul to everything. You're just like Rosie O'donnel's character in that movie about women playing baseball during the war."
  2. Signing up for Tinder. My bio line: I'm dead inside.
  3. Flower delivery x 3
  4. A poem that starts "It's not enough to leave, you've got to stay gone."
  5. Kissing the cutest of the groomsmen.
    maybe it wasn't "professional" seeing as I was "employed" by the bride "to take photos of her wedding" but.