THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER IN THE WEEK AFTER MY BREAK UP
- •"You did your best, you give your heart and soul to everything. You're just like Rosie O'donnel's character in that movie about women playing baseball during the war."
- •Signing up for Tinder. My bio line: I'm dead inside.
- •Flower delivery x 3
- •A poem that starts "It's not enough to leave, you've got to stay gone."
- •Kissing the cutest of the groomsmen.maybe it wasn't "professional" seeing as I was "employed" by the bride "to take photos of her wedding" but.