Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

I really enjoy doing this, if just to give the millions of screenshots taking up my capacity meaning.
  1. I needed to explain to my friend who Cheryl Blossom was, after telling her that she was the Cheryl Blossom of our girl group.
  2. An extremely expensive dress I'll never be able to afford at Simon's. Kind of looks like floral throw up, but I'm about it.
  3. Honestly, that's how it always plays out in my fantasy. While I adore her as an artist, I have the feeling we wouldn't get along.
  4. No. I can't. I actually had to go through every damn J.Lo
  5. I've never read a horoscope as accurate as this "signs you might be Joey from friends" Buzzfeed Article.