Weird Things I Did Last Night
But at least I didn't eat pizza off the floor like my roommates boyfriend.
- •Project Bad Voodoo Onto The Opposing Beer Pong TeamI'd just like to point out this was 90% effective. The good voodoo I projected on to my teammate was significantly less effective? Are my evil powers stronger than my good ones?
- •Search My Apartment For Ghosts Using An AppI also did this sober, but it was a lot more socially acceptable drunk. It was a funny ice breaker rather than a worrisome delusion.
- •Hide in Corners To Avoid BoysApparently turning around and facing a corner to avoid speaking to an annoying boy still doesn't send the message. "You seem unimpressed." Observant boys are.
- •Stare At People Intently To Express AttractionOddly, they did not walk over to talk to me.