1. Pull down pants etc immediately to assess the weapon.
    No judgments!
  2. Drink an absolute ton of liquid.
  3. Pick fun targets.
  4. Ready, aim, FIRE on targets.
  5. Repeat for rest of day, leaving 5 minutes to masturbate once I suppose.
  6. IF YOU'RE WONDERING why I wouldn't go try and have sex w a woman, it's because A.) it takes way longer than 24 hours to make both parties feel equally comfortable and excited for the sex and B.) you don't need a dick to have sex w a woman