IF I WERE A BOY EVEN JUST FOR A DAY, I WOULD...
- •Pull down pants etc immediately to assess the weapon.No judgments!
- •Drink an absolute ton of liquid.
- •Pick fun targets.
- •Ready, aim, FIRE on targets.
- •Repeat for rest of day, leaving 5 minutes to masturbate once I suppose.
- •IF YOU'RE WONDERING why I wouldn't go try and have sex w a woman, it's because A.) it takes way longer than 24 hours to make both parties feel equally comfortable and excited for the sex and B.) you don't need a dick to have sex w a woman