THINGS I MASTURBATED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL

  1. "Sex and the City" at the lowest possible volume
  2. "Cruel Intentions"
  3. Literally any episode of "Elimidate"
  4. The sound of my parents talking, unfortunately
  5. "The Mask"
    Scene where she licks his face
  6. "Catcher in the Rye"
    The part where he touched that girl's thighs
  7. Literally any episode of "Dismissed"
  8. "Heartbreakers"
    Damn J-Love
  9. Wallet-sized yearbook picture of my crush
  10. My English teacher who ended up being gay
    He had the most dainty hands
  11. Honestly anything
    It was my favorite pastime