THINGS THAT TAKE WAY LESS TIME AND ENERGY THAN I THINK THEY DO

  1. Changing the toilet paper roll
    You can complete this task while you're peeing babe
  2. Making a shirt not inside out before hanging it
    You're going to have to do this anyway babe
  3. Finding a trash can for your gum
    I'm sure a trash can is like ten additional chews away tops babe
  4. Stopping for gas
    You can clean out your empty cans of La Croix while you're filling up babe
  5. Texting someone back
    Seriously babe