Note: includes drinks
  1. Easy Mac
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    To be honest, it won't look quite like this
  2. Arnold Palmer
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    Half lemonade, half iced tea... What's not to like?
  3. Oreos
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    Double stuf, of course
  4. Microwaveable popcorn
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    Note: Make sure to take out of microwave before burning
  5. Candy
    Twizzlers, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish, Twix, Reese's... How do you choose?
  6. Cuties...
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    ...Or Halos, in order to avoid hearing people say "I'm a cutie, eating THIS Cutie!"
  7. Applesauce
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    Because biting into an apple is too much work
  8. Potato chips
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    For something salty and snacks and oily and yummy and unhealthy
  9. Cheetos
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    Classic, not puffs. Sorry if I offend anybody
  10. Capri Sun
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    The drink of gods
  11. Pop Tarts
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    A perfect substitute for any meal
  12. Crackers
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    Preferably Ritz
  13. Peanut Butter
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    Since I'm a "choosy mom," I choose JIF
  14. Fruit snacks
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    Chewy. Fruity
  15. Little Debbie snacks
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    Nutty Bars, Swiss Roll Cakes, Zebra Cakes... They all taste so good
  16. Gushers
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    Or Fruit Roll-Ups. Or Fruit by the Foot
  17. Eggs
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    Not to eat, but to throw at people
  18. Cheese
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    In stick form, cube form, slice form, triangle form, cream form... It's a decision I'll make in the moment